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SAY IT WITH SIGNS
Sign in a Shoe Repair Store:
We will heel you
We will save your sole
We will even dye for you.
Sign on a Blind and Curtain Truck:
Blind man driving.
Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
Dr. Jones, at your cervix.
In a Podiatrist's Office:
Time wounds all heels.
At an Optometrist's Office:
If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.
On a Plumber's Truck:
We repair what your husband fixed.
On another Plumber's Truck:
Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.
At a Tire Shop:
Invite us to your next blowout.
On an Electrician's Truck:
Let us remove your shorts.
In a Non-smoking Area:
If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and will take appropriate action."
At a Car Dealership:
The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.
Outside a Muffler Shop:
No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.
In a Veterinarian's Waiting Room:
Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!
At the Electric Company:
We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time. However, if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted.
In a Restaurant Window:
Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.
In a Chicago Radiator Shop:
Best place in town to take a leak.
Sign in a Shoe Repair Store:
We will heel you
We will save your sole
We will even dye for you.
Sign on a Blind and Curtain Truck:
Blind man driving.
Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
Dr. Jones, at your cervix.
In a Podiatrist's Office:
Time wounds all heels.
At an Optometrist's Office:
If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.
On a Plumber's Truck:
We repair what your husband fixed.
On another Plumber's Truck:
Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.
At a Tire Shop:
Invite us to your next blowout.
On an Electrician's Truck:
Let us remove your shorts.
In a Non-smoking Area:
If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and will take appropriate action."
At a Car Dealership:
The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.
Outside a Muffler Shop:
No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.
In a Veterinarian's Waiting Room:
Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!
At the Electric Company:
We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time. However, if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted.
In a Restaurant Window:
Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.
In a Chicago Radiator Shop:
Best place in town to take a leak.
