[Luckyus]

Sarcasm?​

Some say it's the sharpest form of wit:

Me? Sarcastic? Never!

Zombies eat brains. You’re safe.

Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe you’ll find a brain back there.

If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.

Stupidity is not a crime. So you’re free to go

Yes I walked away mid-conversation. You were boring me to death and my survival instincts kicked in.

Your flexibility amazes me. How do you get your foot in your mouth and you head up your ass at the same time?

You never learn anything by doing it right.

If you don’t want a sarcastic answer, don’t ask a stupid question.

I’m returning your nose dear! I found it in my business.

I’m not sarcastic. I’m just intelligent beyond your understanding.

From the moment I saw you I knew I was going to spend the rest of my life avoiding you.

If only closed minds came with closed mouths.

I’m not insulting you. I’m describing you.

Am I free tomorrow? No, I’m expensive.

The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defence against stupidity.

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong.

I disagree but I respect your right to be stupid.

I stopped listening, so why don’t you stop talking?

Patience: What you have when there are far too many witnesses.

 

[Sethia Soliman]

Some say it's the sharpest form of wit:

Me? Sarcastic? Never!

Zombies eat brains. You’re safe.

Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe you’ll find a brain back there.

If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.

Stupidity is not a crime. So you’re free to go

Yes I walked away mid-conversation. You were boring me to death and my survival instincts kicked in.

Your flexibility amazes me. How do you get your foot in your mouth and you head up your ass at the same time?

You never learn anything by doing it right.

If you don’t want a sarcastic answer, don’t ask a stupid question.

I’m returning your nose dear! I found it in my business.

I’m not sarcastic. I’m just intelligent beyond your understanding.

From the moment I saw you I knew I was going to spend the rest of my life avoiding you.

If only closed minds came with closed mouths.

I’m not insulting you. I’m describing you.

Am I free tomorrow? No, I’m expensive.

The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defence against stupidity.

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong.

I disagree but I respect your right to be stupid.

I stopped listening, so why don’t you stop talking?

Patience: What you have when there are far too many witnesses.

HAHAHAHA thank you for these. Might come in handy someday!