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Sarcasm
Well, that’s several minutes of my life I’ll never get back.
Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe you’ll find a brain back there.
I’m not sarcastic. I’m just intelligent beyond your understanding.
If you don’t want a sarcastic answer, don’t ask a stupid question.
Just because you’re raising your voice doesn’t mean you’re right.
If I wanted to kill myself, I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.
If you want to lose weight, love, have you thought of shaving your legs?
I’m only being patient with you because there are too many witnesses.
That joke is so old, I’m sure the first person to hear it fell off his dinosaur.
Oh, you’re talking to me. I thought there was something wrong with you.
If somehow you persuaded someone to marry you, they have my sympathy.
The trouble with you is you lack the power of conversation
but not the power of speech.
From the moment I saw you, I knew I was going to
spend the rest of my life avoiding you.
Yes, I walked away mid-conversation. You were boring me to death
and my survival instincts kicked in.
You could shake my pelvis and call me Elvis, but I’d still be willing
to bet no one spends time with you willingly.
Your flexibility amazes me. How do you get your foot in your mouth
and your head up your arse at the same time?
