[Skipton]

Sarcasm​

I once got sent out of class
for being too sarcastic.
The teacher yelled at me,
''What would your parents
Say if I called them right now?''
I replied, ''Hello''.

 

[Littleboy8]

 

[Ian D]

Lesson - honesty gets you in trouble?

 

[UNIT1000]

yep also didnot have a phone

 

[Dennis]

He was only speaking the truth.

Dennis R's Morning Pun. What do you call a monster sleeping in a chandelier? A light sleeper.

 

[Mrtnst]

Teacher: Do you think I'm stupid?

Little Johnny: Well you spent 4 years in university only to get sent back down to primary school.

 

[PepeLePew]

Sounds like something I'd say.