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Safe Sex

My father said that I had reached the age where he
is obliged to give me "The Sex Talk".
He wanted to show me a safe sex video he has made.
It turns out it was a 25min PowerPoint presentation
with just pictures of me!


 
Safe Sex

My father said that I had reached the age where he
is obliged to give me "The Sex Talk".
He wanted to show me a safe sex video he has made.
It turns out it was a 25min PowerPoint presentation
with just pictures of
Safe Sex

My father said that I had reached the age where he
is obliged to give me "The Sex Talk".
He wanted to show me a safe sex video he has made.
It turns out it was a 25min PowerPoint presentation
with just pictures of me!
I fail to see the humour ☹️
 
I remember my father knocking on my door and coming in when I was about thirteen.
(it was the first time he been in my room, and he never did again)
I was surprised to see him and said Yes Dad? He said umm do you know about ..
You know, umm where babies come from.
I said sure dad we learn about in school, mostly during recess (he didn't hear the joke)
uh okay he said. So, you know do you. I said Well, I'm starting to figure it out yeah, dad. He said oh that's good then and left.
Once in the kitchen I heard his loud voice boom to my mother.
I TOLD THE BOY! I heard my mother say oh.... that's a relief, thank you Lionel,
ha ha ha Times sure change....
 
Where is the funny???? Please explain??
It was "VERY" funny to me to hear my father pretend to my mother that he'd said anything. I guess it was the way he came in all nervous and anxious... said bugger about anything and then loudly stated that he'd had an in-depth conversation to me about sex was HILARIOUS.

Other mates have shared the same thing over the years about how their fathers "had the conversation!"
One mate Brians response was priceless. He said he remembered as a youngster his dad nodded to move his attention over to a table of young teenage girls in a park and his dad had said.
"You know about that.... Brian said he replied said what? and he said nodding his head up at them again You know, THAT! Brian said he laughed and told his father oh that you mean sex Dad? They tell us at school, and I've read a couple of books.

I haven't done anything about it yet dad, but I'm keen. He said his father just chuckled, said right, Good, saves me having to say anything! and that's all that was ever said, LOL.

Yes, for some of us, our father to son chats have been hilarious, I have discovered hey mate.
 
It was "VERY" funny to me to hear my father pretend to my mother that he'd said anything. I guess it was the way he came in all nervous and anxious... said bugger about anything and then loudly stated that he'd had an in-depth conversation to me about sex was HILARIOUS.

Other mates have shared the same thing over the years about how their fathers "had the conversation!"
One mate Brians response was priceless. He said he remembered as a youngster his dad nodded to move his attention over to a table of young teenage girls in a park and his dad had said.
"You know about that.... Brian said he replied said what? and he said nodding his head up at them again You know, THAT! Brian said he laughed and told his father oh that you mean sex Dad? They tell us at school, and I've read a couple of books.

I haven't done anything about it yet dad, but I'm keen. He said his father just chuckled, said right, Good, saves me having to say anything! and that's all that was ever said, LOL.

Yes, for some of us, our father to son chats have been hilarious, I have discovered hey mate.
Mine was on a very long car ride interstate, but thankfully in our last couple of minutes away from home :ROFLMAO: I don't know how I made it through without jumping out of a moving car (kidding, of course)!
 
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