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Running from Military Police
A soldier dressed in military fatigues runs up the tall Catholic Sister Nun on the street corner and says. "Sister can I hide under your skirts, It's urgent and I will tell you later!" The Sister says "OK my son!" The soldier is no sooner hidden under the skirts, when two Military police officers come running up to the sister and say "Sister have you seen a soldier run past here?" The sister replies "Yes he ran that way!"
The two military police officer go running in that direction. After a couple of minutes, when the coast is clear, the soldier under the sisters skirts re appears and says. "Sister thank you for hiding me under your skirts, I don't want to go to the war in Ukraine, and may I say, you have a beautiful pair of legs!"
The sister says "Thank you my son, if you had looked a little higher, you would have seen, that I have a beautiful pair of balls, and I don't want to go the the war in Ukraine either!"
