[Luckyus]

Royal Philharmonic Orchestra (Contains Profanities You Have Been Warned)​

A young couple were getting bored with the same old clubbing routine each weekend, so they decided to do something different. After scouring the newspapers, the girl found that the Royal Philharmonic Orchestra were visiting town and said to her boyfriend how about we go see them? The boyfriend was a bit reluctant but agreed and bought two tickets for the box overlooking the orchestra.
On the evening of the concert the young couple settled down in their exclusive box to watch and listen to the orchestra. After an hour of boring music, the girl whispered to her boyfriend that she was getting bored with it and decided to have a bit of fun. She slipped her jacket over her boyfriend's lap, unzipped him and took out his cock and proceeded to jerk him off. The boyfriend could hardly contain his excitement and despite his best efforts he blew his load into her hand. The girl withdrew her hand from under her jacket and said ‘Aaaaaargh what am I supposed to do with this’?
The boyfriend looked in his pockets and his girl's handbag but could not find a tissue, so he said just flick your hand over the balcony and the cum will fly off. The girl discretely and quickly shook her hand over the balcony and sure enough the cum shot out of her hand. However, down below one of the violinists caught it straight in the eye and he immediately stopped playing. He scraped his eye with his fingers and looked at what had hit him. He turned to the bloke playing the harp and said, "Look at this, someone’s just thrown a fcuk at me!" The harpist said "No fcuking wonder someone threw a fcuk at you. You’ve been playing like a cnut all night!"