[Skipton]

Roll Call​

I was in juvenile court, prosecuting a teen suspected of burglary,
when the judge asked everyone to stand and state
his or her name and role for the court reporter.
“Leah Rauch, deputy prosecutor,” I said.
“Linda Jones, probation officer.”
“Sam Clark, public defender.”
“John,” said the teen who was on trial.
“I’m the one who stole the truck.”

 

[Bill MacL]

Found not guilty due to stupidity.

 

[Glo72]

Dumb criminal. Hilarious.

 

[Gazman]

Open and shut case? Straight to sentencing?

 

[Lesleymorris58]

open and shut

 

[Catherines]

“Oops, I wish to retract that statement, Your Honour”