Robot For Sale!
A father bought a lie-detector Robot that slapped people whenever they lied.
He decided to test it out at dinner one night.
At the table, he asked his son what he did that afternoon. The son said,
"I went out to do some schoolwork."
The Robot slaps the son.
The son said, "Ok, Ok. I was at a friend's house watching movies."
Dad asked, "What movie did you watch ?"
Son said, "Toy Story."
The Robot slaps the son.
Son said, "Ok, Ok, we were watching "Dirty stuff".
Dad said,"What ? At your age, I didn't even know what "dirty stuff" was."
The Robot slaps the father.
Mom laughed and said,
"After all, he is your son." The Robot slaps the mother.
Robot is now for sale...