[Luckyus]

Ring Ring​

Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg,

'Hello?'

'Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?'

'No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Brian'
After a brief pause, Daddy says,
'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Bryan.'

'Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now.'

Brief Pause..


'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the
table, run upstairs, knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that
Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.'

'Okay, Daddy, Just a minute.'


A few minutes later the girl comes back to the phone.

'I did it, Daddy..'


'And what happened, honey?'


'Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and
ran around screaming.

Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!'


'Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Bryan?'


'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too.

He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window
and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn't know that
you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the bottom
of the pool and I think he's dead.'

Long Pause

Longer Pause

Even Longer Pause

Then Daddy says,


'Swimming pool? .............

Is this 486-5731?'


No, I think you have the wrong number.........