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A woman in a bar, having already downed a few power drinks, she turned around, faced me, looked me straight in the eye
and said, "Listen here, good looking. I will screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, their place, my place, in the car, front door,
back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on...It doesn't matter to me I just love it."
With my eyes now wide with interest I responded, "No kidding... I'm in Government too. Are you federal or state?”