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Retired Man's Job
Someone asked me, "and now that you are retired, do you still have a job?"
I replied, "Yes I am my wife's sexual adviser."
Somewhat shocked, they said "I beg your pardon, but what do you mean by that."
"Very simple. My wife has told me that when she wants my f*cking advice, she'll ask for it."