[Skipton]

Religious Service​

Before Friday night services, Morris goes to his friend Irving and
says, "I need a favour. I'm sleeping with the Rabbi's wife. Can you
hold him in synagogue for an hour after services for me?"
Irving is not very fond of the idea but being Morris' life-long
friend, he reluctantly agrees.
After services, he strikes up a conversation with the Rabbi, asking
him all sorts of stupid questions, just to keep him occupied.
After some time, the wise Rabbi becomes suspicious and asks, "Irving
what are you really up to?"
Irving, filled with feelings of guilt and remorse confesses to the
Rabbi, "I'm sorry, Rabbi. My friend is sleeping with your wife, right
now, so he asked me to keep you occupied."
The Rabbi smiles, puts a brotherly hand on Irving's shoulder and says,
"You better hurry home, Irving. My wife died two years ago..."

 

[Xe]

A Man goes to see the rabbi​

A man goes to see the Rabbi.

“Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it.”

The Rabbi asked,

“What”s wrong?”

The man replied,

“My wife is poisoning me.”

The Rabbi, very surprised by this, asks,

“How can that be?”

The man then pleads,

“I”m telling you, I”m certain she”s poisoning me, what should I do?”

The Rabbi then offers,

“Tell you what. Let me talk to her, I”ll see what I can find out and I”ll let you know.”

A week later, the Rabbi calls the man and says,

“Well, I spoke to your wife. I spoke to her on the phone for three hours. You want my advice?”

The man said YES and the Rabbi replied, “Take the poison.”

 

[Sethia Soliman]

Before Friday night services, Morris goes to his friend Irving and
says, "I need a favour. I'm sleeping with the Rabbi's wife. Can you
hold him in synagogue for an hour after services for me?"
Irving is not very fond of the idea but being Morris' life-long
friend, he reluctantly agrees.
After services, he strikes up a conversation with the Rabbi, asking
him all sorts of stupid questions, just to keep him occupied.
After some time, the wise Rabbi becomes suspicious and asks, "Irving
what are you really up to?"
Irving, filled with feelings of guilt and remorse confesses to the
Rabbi, "I'm sorry, Rabbi. My friend is sleeping with your wife, right
now, so he asked me to keep you occupied."
The Rabbi smiles, puts a brotherly hand on Irving's shoulder and says,
"You better hurry home, Irving. My wife died two years ago..."

WAIT NOOOOOOO This is sick!

 

[Lex]

Great joke. I must be getting old thoughg as it wasn't till the punch line that i remembered it.

Good to have old fashioned humor back

 

[Douglaspresley1]

That is hilarious great joke I am still smiling

 

[Mistydolphin1]

Great one

 

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[Darron]

ohhh my

 

[ainad2552]

Keep them coming!