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RELIGIOUS OBJECTS AT HOME

Mrs. Kohn asks her kindergarten students what religious objects they
have in their homes.

John the Christian boy answers,
"We have a picture of a woman with a halo holding a baby and every day
my mother kneels in front of it."

Robert the Asian boy says,
"We have a brass statue of a man seated with crossed legs and a Chinese
face, and every day my parents burn an incense stick next to it."

Jacob the Jewish boy pipes up,
"In the bathroom, we have a flat, square box with numbers on it.

Every day, first thing in the morning my mother stands on it and screams,
'OH MY GOD!!!'"
 

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