Redhead joke
A redhead goes to the doctor.
"Doc, I've got a problem. It hurts when I press here (pressing her head), and it hurts when I press here (pressing her hip) and it hurts when I press here (pressing her thigh)."
The doctor checks her over and says, "You're not really a redhead are you."
"No, I'm blonde, I just coloured it for a change"
"I thought so, You've got a broken finger."