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Rabbit and the Barman
A rabbit hops into a bar and orders a pint and a ham and cheese toastie. The barman is amazed the rabbit can speak and they get chatting.
The next day, the rabbit is back and again asks for a ham and cheese toastie. They chat again and this continues for many weeks. Then a delivery goes wrong and the bar is understocked. The rabbit asks for his usual, but they are out of ham. After some deliberation, he gives in and goes for a cheese and onion toastie. They chat as usual and all seems normal.
The next day though, the rabbit doesn't appear and the barman is really quite upset. Days turn into weeks and it appears that the rabbit has found a new lunch spot.
Then, one evening, just as the barman is finishing his shift, in comes the rabbit. But something isn't right. The barman can see through the rabbit. 'What the hell man?' asks the barman.
'I'm dead. I'm a ghost rabbit now.' replies the rabbit.
'Oh ****. What happened buddy? How did you die?' asks a visibly shaken barman.
'Mixing my toasties.'
