Quickies!
My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children.………..If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
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Age is an issue of mind over matter.……….If you don’t mind getting older, then it really doesn’t matter.
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You know you’re not liked when you get handed the camera every time they take a group photo.
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When my uncle Frank died, he needed his ashes to be buried in his favorite beer mug.……….His final wish was to be Frank in Stein.