Quickies!
Lost my job at the bank on my first day.
A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
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I gave up my seat to a blind person on the bus.
That's how I lost my job as a bus driver.
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I was researching about Atheism.
Turns out it’s a non-prophet organization.
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What do you call a typo on a headstone?
A grave mistake.
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