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Q and A (Part2 )

(1) What's the difference between a racing vehicle and a porn film actor?.

A racing vehicle is a stock car.

(2) What's the difference between an Identical female sibling and a tornado in a whorehouse?.

An Identical female sibling is a twin sister

(3) What's the difference between a fox chase and Lady Godiva?.

A fox chase is a hunt on a course.

(4) What's the difference between a hunting dog and a nymphomaniac?.

A hunting dog sics a duck

(5) What's the difference between a stout woman and a virgin?.

A stout woman is trying to diet

(6) What's the difference between a baby boy and an opera director?.

A baby boy sucks his fingers

(7) What's the difference between a nearby landfill and a great lay

A nearby landfill is a handy dump.

(8) What's the difference between the Panama Canal and an airhead?.

One is busy ditch.

(9) What's the difference between a fish and a horny Bear?.

A fish mucks around a fountain.

(10) What's the difference between an expired hillbilly and someone you can't stand?.

An expired hillbilly is a hick dead.
 

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