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Q and A (part three)
(1) What's the difference between a counterfeit dollar and a skinny lady?.
A counterfeit dollar is a phony buck.
(2) What's the difference between a big crack in the street and an erection?.
A big crack in the street is a pothole
(3) What's the difference between a seagull and a puppy?.
A seagull flits across the shore.
(4) What's the difference between a young man and an old man?.
A young man has wet dreams and dry farts
(5) What's the difference between a Lightbulb and a pregnant woman?.
You can always unscrew a lightbulb.
(6) What's the difference between a bonus and a penis?.
A woman will always blow a man's bonus.
(7) What's the difference between a mind and an ass?.
A woman will always give you a piece of her mind.
(8) What's the difference between "dark" and "hard"?.
It gets dark every night.
(9) What's the difference between parsley and pussy?.
Nobody eats parsley.
(10) What's the difference between a Big Mac and a blow job?.
You don't know? how about lunch tomorrow?.
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