[Luckyus]

Q and A (Part 1)​

(1) What's the difference between a rooster and a lawyer?

A rooster clucks defiance.

(2) What's the difference between an epileptic oysterman and a whore with diarrhea?

A epileptic oysterman shucks between fits

(3) What's the difference between a magician and the Rockettes chorus line?.

A magician has a cunning array of stunts.

(4) What's the between a noisemaker and a flatulet road worker?.

A noisemaker is a party favour.

(5) What's the difference between a nun at vespers and a nun in the bathtub?.

A nun at vespers has hope in her soul.

(6) What's the difference between a poor marksman and a constipated owl?.

A poor marksman shoots but never hits.

(7) What's the difference between a feather hat maker and a good lay?

A feathered hat maker is pheasant plucker.

(8) What's the difference betweena football game and the Oscar for best actress?.

In a football game they kick a punt.

(9) What's difference between a razor factory in England and a what a stacked woman is built lik?.

A razor factory in England is a Brit Schickhouse.

(10) What's the difference between a pickpocket and a Peeping Tom?.

A pickpocket snatches watches.