[Skipton]

Pull Over!​

I was so drunk last night, when the
police pulled someone over on the
television show I was watching,
I hid my beer under the sofa!

 

[Mark K]

Pull Over!​

I was so drunk last night, when the
police pulled someone over on the
television show I was watching,
I hid my beer under the sofa!

I was so drunk that when I saw you do that, I dived under the sofa and took your beer. It made me feel like I was king of the sofa, probably because I was sofa king drunk.
(say that out loud and see if you get the same result)