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Psychiatrist and Bartender

A man sitting at a bar after work shares with the bartender why he is looking so stressed,
“I’m not sleeping well. I have nightmares about a monster under my bed and I am too embarrassed to seek help.”
A patron nearby overhears this and introduces himself, “I overheard your story and I am a psychiatrist. Maybe I can help. The first thing is you recognize these are only dreams, and that is obvious so I should be able to help you in a few sessions. Here’s my card, give me a call.”
A few weeks pass and the same two are once again at the bar after work.
The psychiatrist says to the man, “Hi, how goes the nightmares? I never heard from you so I hope you are doing okay.”
The man says, “things are great, the bartender helped me.”
Psychiatrist, “the bartender helped you? You needed a trained professional to help you, what possibly could a bartender do that a psychiatrist couldn’t?”
The man replied, “he told me to saw the legs off my bed.”
 
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