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Problems
A man was having problems with premature ejaculation so he went to see his doctor.
He asked the doctor what could be done to cure his problem.
In response, the doctor said, "When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate, try startling yourself like maybe with a starter pistol or similar".
That afternoon he went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol.
All excited to try this new suggestion, he ran home to his wife.
At home, he found his wife was in bed, already naked and waiting.
As the two began, they found themselves in the celebrated "69" position.
The man, moments later, felt the sudden urge to ejaculate and fired the starter pistol……………
The next day, the man was back at the doctor's office. The doctor asked, "How did it go?"
The man answered, "Not that well,
When I fired the pistol, my wife shat on my face, bit 2 inches off my dick and my neighbor came out of the closet with his hands in the air".
