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Vinylted

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Problems with time zones.

The Russian Prime Minister Mishustin comes to Putin and nervously tells him to abolish time zones.

"I fly to another city, call home and everyone is asleep.

I woke you up at 4am, but I thought it was only evening.

I call Olaf Scholz to congratulate him on his birthday and he tells me he had it yesterday.

I wish the Chinese President a happy New Year, and he says it will be tomorrow."

"Indeed" Putin replies "but that's only minor stuff. Remember when that plane crashed with Prigozhin on board?

I called his family to express my condolences, but the plane hadn't taken off yet!"
 

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