[Skipton]

Priority Seating!​

Son: ''Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning,
he told me to give up my seat to a lady.''
Mum: ''Well, you have done the right thing.''
Son: ''But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.''

 

[Dennis]

I hope the fellow was not overcome,

Dennis R's Morning Pun. What happened to Frankenstein's monster when he was caught speeding?
He was fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

 

[Emmy Im12]

Priority Seating!​

Son: ''Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning,
he told me to give up my seat to a lady.''
Mum: ''Well, you have done the right thing.''
Son: ''But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.''

 

[Barbara V]

Good one

 

[Sebastian Pereira]

Priority Seating!​

Son: ''Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning,
he told me to give up my seat to a lady.''
Mum: ''Well, you have done the right thing.''
Son: ''But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.''

Lol, OOPS Son got daddy in big trouble. I hope the lady refused to sit on his lap! Hahaha.

 

[Wandiwa]

Dad said to the lady ... sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up!