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Pregnant Lady
A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus.
She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.
This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused.
When on the forth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and had the man arrested.
The case came up in court.
The Judge asked the man, ( about 20 years old ) what he had to say for himself.
" Well your Honour, it was like this. When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition.
She sat down under a sign that said, "The Double Mint Twins are coming", and I grinned.
Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling," and I had to smile.
Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick,"
and I could hardly contain myself. But, Your Honour, when she moved the forth time and sat under the sign that said,
"Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident," ......... I just lost it."
' CASE DISMISSED.'
