[Skipton]

Power Play!​

DOCTOR: Do you exercise daily to keep healthy?
FERGUS: Yes doctor... I play football and tennis daily.
DOCTOR: Good! How long do you play?
FERGUS: I play till the battery on my phone goes down.

 

[Bob’s Buddy]

Good one!

 

[Dennis]

Relying on today's technology.

Dennis R's Morning Pun. Why is a psychiatrist like a squirrel? Because he is surrounded by nuts.

 

[SuziQ2312]

I can sooooo relate

 

[Reet]

A polar bear walks into a bar and says, "Give me a Scotch and ........Coke"
"Why the long pause?" asked the barman
"I don't know" says the bear, "I've always had them"

 

[thomas]

DOCTOR: do you do much exercise
ME: I do lots of bending and stretching.
DOCTOR: that's good.
ME: I have to, I am always dropping things

 

[Luckyus]

Used to have to put a shilling in the meter?.