[Skipton]

POT POURRI​

I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.
Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

ooo

'The other day I sent my girlfriend
a huge pile of snow. I rang her up, I said
"Did you get my drift?".'

ooo

His fingers glided over her natural curves.
"Ooo", she purred, " Do that thing you know I like."
So he got out of bed and stacked the dishwasher
... properly.

 

[Sethia Soliman]

I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.
Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

ooo

'The other day I sent my girlfriend
a huge pile of snow. I rang her up, I said
"Did you get my drift?".'

ooo

His fingers glided over her natural curves.
"Ooo", she purred, " Do that thing you know I like."
So he got out of bed and stacked the dishwasher
... properly.

That last one made me laugh so hard!