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Pot Pouri!
I once dated a girl who was a twin
and people always asked me how
I could tell them apart. It was simple,
Alison painted her nails red, and Bob had a beard.
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Ring your own doorbell on your way to bed.
This will clear the dogs off the bed.
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I went to an Alcoholics Anonymous Meeting.
Anonymous my eye. I knew everyone there!!
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In a society that has you counting money, kilos, calories, and steps,
be a rebel and count your 'blessings' instead.
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I just asked myself if I'm crazy, and 'We all said No'.
