[Skipton]

Postman Pete!​

It’s Monday morning, and the Postman is walking through the
neighbourhood on his usual route, delivering the mail ...
As he approaches one of the homes he noticed that Both cars were still in the driveway ...
His wonder was cut short by David , the homeowner , coming out with a load
of empty beer , wine and spirit bottles for the recycling bin ....
"Wow David , looks like you guys had one hell of a party last night,'' the postman comments..
David , (in obvious pain), replies
"Actually we had it on Saturday night" ...
This is the first time I have *felt like moving* since 4:00 a.m. Sunday morning ...
We had about 15 couples from around the neighbourhood over
for some weekend fun , and it got a bit wild ...
We all got very drunk , and around Midnight ,
it was THEN that we started playing ,''WHO AM I ....?"
The postman thinks a moment and says,
"How do you play WHO AM I ....?"
"Well, all the guys go in the bedroom and come out *one at a time* ,
covered with a sheet with only the 'Family Jewels' showing through a hole in the sheet ...
Then the women try to guess *who it IS*....! ? ”
The Postman laughs and says,
"Sounds like fun , I'm sorry I Missed it ..."
"Probably a good thing you DID mate , " David responded ...
"YOUR name came up 7 Times ...!