[Skipton]

Posh Breakfast​

A resident in a posh hotel breakfast room called over the head waiter
one morning and said with a wonderful and cheerful smile.
"Good Morning. What a wonderful morning I'd like two boiled eggs, one of them
so under cooked it's runny, and the other so over cooked it's tough and hard to eat.
Also, grilled bacon that has been left out, so it gets a bit on the cold side,
burnt toast that crumbles away as soon as you touch it with a knife
butter straight from the deep freeze so that it's impossible to spread
and a pot of very weak coffee, lukewarm."
"That's a complicated order sir," said the bewildered waiter.
"It might be quite difficult."
The guest replied, "Oh? I don't understand --
that's what I got yesterday!"

 

[Dennis]

A bit old Skipton but it is a big job to find new articles every day, in the past I have spent hours going through different countries Programs to find fresh Jokes.

Dennis R;s Morning Pun. Knock - Knock Whose there? Miniature Miniature who? Miniature let me in I will tell you.

 

[Pete .C]

Either that or he's homesick

 

[Luckyus]

Every joke I've heard are just a variation of another joke.

 

[Brassmonkey1938]

OK. Here is another one: knock knock, who's there? Fornication. fornication who? fornication like this, we should be drinking champagne

 

[Dennis]

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. What's the best way to talk to a fish? Drop it a line.

 

[Luckyus]

OK. Here is another one: knock knock, who's there? Fornication. fornication who? fornication like this, we should be drinking champagne

Another one that's as old as the hills