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PONDERABLES
Don't be worried about your smartphone or TV spying on you. Your
vacuum cleaner has been collecting dirt on you for years.
If you can't think of a word, just say, “I forgot the English word for it”.
That way people will think you're bilingual instead of an idiot.
I'm at a place in my life where errands are starting to count as going out.
I'm getting tired of being part of a major historical event.
I don't always go the extra mile, but when I do, it's because I missed my exit.
My goal for this year was to lose 10 pounds. Only have 14 to go.
