[Skipton]

Police Escort​

A man gets pulled over for speeding!!!
As the cop approaches the car, the man asks if he can get out of the car
and the cop says OK. He then asks the man why he was speeding.
The man says, "You see the woman sitting in the passenger side, front seat?
That's my wife. You see the woman sitting in the back seat?
That's my mother-in-law, and she has been living with us for 3 months now
and this morning they had a big fight. Now my mother-in-law insisted
we take her home. I'm trying to get her there as quickly as possible before they make up,
and she wants to come back home with us!!!"
The cop looks at the man and says, "Get back in your car and I will
give you a police escort with lights and siren and we will get her home!!!"

 

[Jarred Santos]

Police Escort​

A man gets pulled over for speeding!!!
As the cop approaches the car, the man asks if he can get out of the car
and the cop says OK. He then asks the man why he was speeding.
The man says, "You see the woman sitting in the passenger side, front seat?
That's my wife. You see the woman sitting in the back seat?
That's my mother-in-law, and she has been living with us for 3 months now
and this morning they had a big fight. Now my mother-in-law insisted
we take her home. I'm trying to get her there as quickly as possible before they make up,
and she wants to come back home with us!!!"
The cop looks at the man and says, "Get back in your car and I will
give you a police escort with lights and siren and we will get her home!!!"

Something tells me there's been zero action in three months for the bloke