Pistol Packin!
Teacher : Can anyone give me a sentence with the word “pistol” in it ?
Sophie : “ My daddy is a soldier, he has a suit , he has a sword,
a bayonet and he has a pistol too”
Teacher : “ Very good Sophie. “
Johnny : “ Miss, my father isn’t a soldier, he doesn’t have a suit of blue.
He draws his dole at half past nine, then he’s on the piss’ till two !!