[Luckyus]

Pisstake​

Three English men were in a bar and spotted an Irish man.
One guy said he was going to piss him off. He walked over
to the Irish man and tapped him on the shoulder, "Hey, I
hear your St. Patrick was gay."
"Oh really, hmm, didn't know that."
Puzzled the English man walked back to his mates.
"I told him St. Patrick was gay and he didn't care!"
"You just don't know how to set him off, watch and learn."
The second English man walked over and tapped the Irish
man on the shoulder.
"I hear your St. Patrick was a transvestite!"
"Oh, wow, I didn't know that, thank you."
Shocked beyond belief, the English man went back to his
mates. "You're right, he is unshakable!"
The third English man said, "No, no, no, I will really
piss him off, you just watch."
The English man walked over to the Irish man, tapped him
on the shoulder and aid, "I hear your St. Patrick was an
English man!"

"Yes, your mates told me"