[Ian D]

Pirates​

First pirate: How come you've got a hook instead of a hand & an eye patch instead of an eye?
Second pirate: A shark bit my hand off & a seagull pooped in my eye.
First pirate: you lost your eye because of seagull poop?
Second pirate: Well, it was my first day with the hook.

 

[Littleboy8]

ouch

 

[Caroline257]

Good one haha

 

[BeautifulMousey]

ouch