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PET PARROTS

PET PARROTS (Another Oldie)

A woman, troubled by her pet parrots, decided to seek help from her priest.

"Father," she began, "I have a dilemma. I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."
Curious, the priest asked, "What do they say?"
The woman sighed and replied, "They say, ‘Hi, we’re hoo**kers! Want to have some fun?’"

Horrified, the priest exclaimed, "That’s... highly inappropriate!" He paused to think before a smile crossed his face.
"I might have a solution. I have two male parrots who spend their days praying and reading scripture. Perhaps if we put your parrots with mine, the holy influence might rub off on them. They’ll learn to worship instead of... well, saying that."

Relieved, the woman agreed. The next day, she brought her parrots to the priest’s home. Inside, she saw the priest's two male parrots sitting serenely in their cage, clutching tiny rosary beads and murmuring prayers. The scene gave her hope.

Gently, the priest placed the two female parrots into the cage with the males. For a moment, the parrots simply stared at each other. Then, the female parrots burst out together: "Hi, we’re hoo**kers! Want to have some fun?"

Stunned silence filled the room. Slowly, one of the male parrots turned to the other and said, "Put the beads down, Frank. Our prayers have been answered!"
 

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