[Luckyus]

Personal Assistant​

I saw a job advertised as a Fanny waxers assistant.
Job includes:

Removing ladies knickers.
Preparing fanny for waxing
Rub oil in after waxing.

The lady at Centrelink Said I had to go to Alice Springs.
I said "why is that the job is"
She said "No, that's where the back of the phucking queue is"