[Luckyus]

Perfect Parent​

A perfect parent is a person
with excellent childrearing
theories and no actual children.

My perspective on my mother
has changed immensely.
She was a lot taller when I was younger.

Nowadays they say you need a special chip
to put in the TV so kids can't watch this and that.
In my day, we didn't need a chip.
My Mom was the chip. End of story.

Just be good and kind to your children. Not
only are they the future of the world, they're
the ones who can sign you into the home.

 

[Jarred Santos]

Perfect Parent​

A perfect parent is a person
with excellent childrearing
theories and no actual children.

My perspective on my mother
has changed immensely.
She was a lot taller when I was younger.

Nowadays they say you need a special chip
to put in the TV so kids can't watch this and that.
In my day, we didn't need a chip.
My Mom was the chip. End of story.

Just be good and kind to your children. Not
only are they the future of the world, they're
the ones who can sign you into the home.

'My mom was the chip' is so true! I remember 'the look' I'd get when she'd catch me watching TV way past bedtime