[mOiOz]

PEEPING TOM...​

 

[Dennis]

Dennis R's Morning Sick Joke. Boy, Dad there is a black cat in the dining room. Dad, Thats alright son black cats are lucky. Boy, This one is- it is eating your dinner.

 

[Luckyus]

Old woman
“Do you realize you were speeding?” the officer asks the old woman after pulling her over.

“Yes, officer,” she replies, embarrassed, “but I’ve got a very good excuse.”

“What’s that?” he asks.

“I’m trying to get where I’m going before I forget where I’m going.”

 

[Ivory]

Old woman
“Do you realize you were speeding?” the officer asks the old woman after pulling her over.

“Yes, officer,” she replies, embarrassed, “but I’ve got a very good excuse.”

“What’s that?” he asks.

“I’m trying to get where I’m going before I forget where I’m going.”

This excuse was not made by an old woman. An old woman would say “ I’m trying to get where I’m going before my bladder does not see the distance!”

 

[Luckyus]

This excuse was not made by an old woman. An old woman would say “ I’m trying to get where I’m going before my bladder does not see the distance!”

Who's telling this joke?

 

[Luckyus]

Farted at work today.
Maintenance was called to look for sewage leak?

 

[Ivory]

Farted at work today.
Maintenance was called to look for sewage leak?

Luckyus we weren’t there

(A wee pun on moniker usage, no offence intended)