My son was changing a tyre on his car and asked if He could borrow mine to go to the shops, I knew he was a careful driver so said yes, On the way back whilst waiting to do a right hand some drunken person ran into the back of him.

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. A woman went to her lawyer and said she wanted to divorce her husband, on what grounds? asked the lawyer Grounds? we have a few acres outside town. will that impact the settlement? No that is not what I meant, said the lawyer I mean on what foundation, I think it is made of concrete and bricks. Please yelled the lawyer, getting frustrated, just answer the question, why do you want a divorce? No need to yell said the woman the answer is very simple, we just can't seem to communicate.
 
Don't forget to take it on a long drive and leave it without enough fuel to get to school, work or even the nearest petrol station, without telling them.
 
Don't forget to take it on a long drive and leave it without enough fuel to get to school, work or even the nearest petrol station, without telling them.
As he would do to you LMAO
 

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