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Patent Leather (Non PC, you have been warned)
Giuseppe is incredibly proud of his brand new, Gucci, patent leather shoes. So much so he can barely stop looking at them. Even when out dancing on Saturday night, his favourite pastime, he could hardly tear his gaze away from his brand new, Gucci, patent leather shoes.
When dancing with Maria he suddenly asked: "Maria, I wonder, are you wearing red panties this evening?"
"Why yes!" she replied "But how did you know that?"
"I can see them reflected in my brand new, Gucci, patent leather shoes."
Later he is dancing with another of his many lady friends. "Anna" he asks "Are you wearing blue panties this evening?"
"Golly" says Anna "yes I am, but how did you know?"
"I can see them reflected in my brand new, Gucci, patent leather shoes."
Later still he is dancing with Carla, and this time he asks with genuine concern in his voice "Carla, are you by any chance not wearing panties this evening?"
With a blushing giggle she replies "Actually, that's right! But how could you possibly know?!"
"Thank goodness!" says Giuseppe "For a minute I thought I had a crack in my brand new, Gucci, patent leather shoes."
