[Luckyus]

Parking​

He was in ecstasy with a huge smile on his face as his wife moved
forward, then backwards,forward,then backwards again, back and
forth,back and forth........in and out...in and out.


Her heart was pounding...her face was flushed...then she moaned,
softly at first, then began to groan louder. Finally, totally
exhausted, she let out an almighty scream and shouted.................





"OK, OK! I CAN'T park the f!cking car! You do it, you SMUG bastard!"

 

[Dennis]

Dennis R's New daily pun. What do you call a dinosaur that's a noisy sleeper. Brontosnorus.

 

[starrysnan]

It's almost as bad as having to back a box trailer!

 

[Barbara V]

Parking​

He was in ecstasy with a huge smile on his face as his wife moved
forward, then backwards,forward,then backwards again, back and
forth,back and forth........in and out...in and out.


Her heart was pounding...her face was flushed...then she moaned,
softly at first, then began to groan louder. Finally, totally
exhausted, she let out an almighty scream and shouted.................





"OK, OK! I CAN'T park the f!cking car! You do it, you SMUG bastard!"

Yes ,yes good one