[Wendy]

Parachute​

My wife's just been checking to see if she has everything ready for her first solo parachute jump tomorrow:
I said. "Have you got a spare pair of knickers with you?"
"What, in case I sh*t myself?" She replied.
"No." I said. "In case your main chute doesn't open."

 

[Sethia Soliman]

My wife's just been checking to see if she has everything ready for her first solo parachute jump tomorrow:
I said. "Have you got a spare pair of knickers with you?"
"What, in case I sh*t myself?" She replied.
"No." I said. "In case your main chute doesn't open."

NOOOOOO FUNNIEST JOKE I'VE READ IN A WHILE!