[Skipton]

Paid In Full!​

Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, a pretty girl asked,
"I want to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?"
"Only one kiss per yard, " replied the smirking male clerk.
"That's fine," replied the girl. "I'll take ten yards."
With expectation and anticipation written all over his face,
the clerk hurriedly measured out and wrapped the cloth, then held it out teasingly.
The girl snapped up the package, pointed to a little old woman
standing beside her, smiled and said,
"Grandma pay the man."

 

[Joyem]

That was a let down for him I suppose.

 

[Wandiwa]

That was a let down for him I suppose.

Absolutely, completely, 100% .

 

[Sebastian Pereira]

Paid In Full!​

Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, a pretty girl asked,
"I want to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?"
"Only one kiss per yard, " replied the smirking male clerk.
"That's fine," replied the girl. "I'll take ten yards."
With expectation and anticipation written all over his face,
the clerk hurriedly measured out and wrapped the cloth, then held it out teasingly.
The girl snapped up the package, pointed to a little old woman
standing beside her, smiled and said,
"Grandma pay the man."

Lol, what a naughty clever girl, poor clerk, has to satisfied with luck grandmas Kisses, Hahaha.

 

[Gsr]

I bet grandma was happy to pay

 

[Sebastian Pereira]

Paid In Full!​

Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, a pretty girl asked,
"I want to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?"
"Only one kiss per yard, " replied the smirking male clerk.
"That's fine," replied the girl. "I'll take ten yards."
With expectation and anticipation written all over his face,
the clerk hurriedly measured out and wrapped the cloth, then held it out teasingly.
The girl snapped up the package, pointed to a little old woman
standing beside her, smiled and said,
"Grandma pay the man."

Lol, Poor clerk, clever girls. well at least he got his kisses! Hahaha.

 

[Tygie]

Hey this joke was on the emails in the last couple of weeks!

 

[Dennis]

Paid In Full!​

Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, a pretty girl asked,
"I want to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?"
"Only one kiss per yard, " replied the smirking male clerk.
"That's fine," replied the girl. "I'll take ten yards."
With expectation and anticipation written all over his face,
the clerk hurriedly measured out and wrapped the cloth, then held it out teasingly.
The girl snapped up the package, pointed to a little old woman
standing beside her, smiled and said,
"Grandma pay the man."

I have seen this joke recently but I cannot remember where.

 

[SirExton]

Grandma had no inhibitions and wore the assistant out, with her mad passionate Kisses and more!!!!!!! OXox

 

[Robbo3006]

I have seen this joke recently but I cannot remember where.

Here on this forum..