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Paddy on the Plane
Paddy was sitting next to a Muslim on the plane.
The stewardess comes over and offers Paddy a drink - he asks for an Irish whisky, which she serves him.
She then asks the Muslim if he would like a drink. The Muslim says in disgust that he would rather be raped by a dozen whores than to let alcohol pass his lips!
Paddy hands his drink back to the stewardess and said " Me too! I didn't realise that we had a choice".
