Paddy and the Leprechaun
Paddy is stumbling home from the watering hole when he stumbles and falls and lands on a Leprechaun pinning him down.
He quickly realizes what it is in front of him and grabs it tightly.
He says "Ive got ya now, I aint gonna blink, I aint gonna let ya go, I aint gonna take my eyes off ya and I aint gonna fall for any of your tricks..... I want my three wishes"
The Leprechaun says, true it is fair enough, you have got me and I can see there is no fooling you, so I will grant you the three wishes.
Paddy gets all excited and is about to bust with anticipation of his first wish and the Leprechaun quickly jumps in and says "I must warn you though, anything you wish for I will grant double to your worst enemy who I know for a fact is Mick next door to you"
Paddy says, none of your tricks now, I want my wishes now.
The Leprechaun asks what Paddy's first wish is.... Paddy thinks for a moment and says..... "I want 10 million dollars" and poof, 10 million dollars appears in front of him.
a second later 20 million dollars appears in front of Mick, who looks around and sees Paddy standing there holding the Leprechaun and shouts out....
"gosh and begorra Paddy, and here I was thinkin ya didnt even like me"
The Leprechaun asks Paddy what his second wish is to which he replies "I want 10 beautiful women that will make wild passionate love to me as much as I want" and poof..... 10 absolutely stunning models appear in front of him and drape themselves over him.
A second later, poof, 20 absolutely stunning girls appear before Mick and drape themselves over him.
Again Mick yells to Paddy, "I really cant believe you would show me such generosity..."
The Leprechaun asks Paddy what his third and final wish is
Paddy says to himself.... this is no good, no matter what I ask for, Mick gets double and I cannot stand the man and refuse to give him anything more.
He then turns to the Leprechaun and says, for my third wish........
I want my sex drive cut by 50%..............
