[Skipton]

Over Catering!​

A recently married, middle-aged husband asks his new, beautiful,
very sexy, and very young wife (who is casually laid back on the lounge
sofa drinking a very large glass of wine whilst watching TV),
“What’s for dinner tonight, darling?” to which the young wife replied, “Nothing.”
Her husband very quickly replied by saying, “But we had “nothing” last night!”
To which the young wife replied quite nonchalantly,
“Yes, I know - I made enough to last two nights.”