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Out Living!!!
Towards the end of a Sunday service, the Priest asked his congregation,
"How many of you have forgiven your enemies?" About 80% raised their hands.
He asked them the same question again.
This time all of them except a little old lady raised their hands.
"Mrs Radcliffe? Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"
"I don't have any." she replied with a sweet smile.
"That's very unusual." the priest did "Mrs Radcliffe how old are you?"
"I'm 98"she replied. Still wearing that sweet old lady smile.
"Well Mrs Radcliffe please come down and tell us all how
a person can live for 98 years and not have a single enemy."
The old lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation,
and said still with that sweet smile
"I outlived all them bitches!"
